I pride myself on my hydration. Coffee and water galore in the morning. Chugging down brilliant spring water like there’s no tomorrow. It’s all fun and games until you’re cruising around on a city train in Europe. Ok, let me just hop off at the next station and go. Ok, no bathroom here; I’m sure there’s a cafe around here. No bathroom in the cafe, how do these people live like this. Was that pee that just leaked out? Oh God, I can’t walk, hold on. Fuck it, those trees look pretty dense over there. Please, please, please don’t let anyone see me. Why the hell did I wear white?