The Future of cycling by DALL-E

I was casually taking to the local trails yesterday on a run. Beautiful spring day out and I was meandering along the single-track when I noticed two bikers slowly approaching. This is common enough and on the uphill I can usually hold them off for a bit. However, this crew was closing the gap quickly when I started assuming they were using electric mountain bikes. Once they closed down the gap, I was blessed with the most amazing trail sighting.

Imagine, a 70 year old man in spandex with a backpack on. He’s sitting proper on his electric steed and running into his nose is the opaque tubing from an oxygen tank. Mind blown. He had situated his portable oxygen tank into his backpack.

Lance Armstrong and all the past dopers could learn a lot from this guy. Getting both a mechanical and a physiological boost. He is the true trail champion of the day.


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